When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.

(Source: mihtrandir)

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords)

sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

(Source: rubyredwisp)

peterrrcapaldi:

when someone casually mentions the thing ur obsessed with

image

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will perforce happen again.

(Source: iheartgot)